If you want to make a website, you’ll need a good name. Unfortunately, the internet is huge and most names are allready used. To make things worse, many people buy domain names and sell them for horribly high prices. If you don’t have $31,500 to spend on manuary.com don’t fret; I’ve compiled a list of [...]
I am very funny. You, however, are not funny at all. What to do? It can get awkward when you are laughing hilariously at everything I say, especially when you are so boring. It’s important for me to pretend you’re funny every once in a while. That is why the mouse gods invented fake laughter. [...]
I am lonely. Desperately, desperately, lonely, with virtually no chance of talking to a girl, let alone touching or even/especially sleeping with one. It is hard for me to meet girls, since I never leave my apartment, and have no friends. I have tried ordering take out, with the hope that a girl will be [...]
Remember that Will Smith movie, “The Pursuit of Happyness?” In it, Will Smith is uplifted from his home on the streets of Philadelphia and forced to move to a posh, Beverly Hills lifestyle. He is immediately sent back in time to the wild west, where he wears shades and becomes an intern at a Financial [...]
Here is Andrew Breitbart, who is famous now for implying that a woman was racist. He did this by posting some edited videos on his anti-anti-racism blog. I did not previously care that this man existed, but now I spend all day focusing on him and Jessi Slaughter. Anyway he thinks that “accusing people of [...]
There has been a lot of talk on the television about black panthers scaring voters. Apparently the Obaministration doesn’t think this is a big deal! However, from looking at the evidence, it is pretty clear that black panthers are terrifying. Look at those fangs! And the drool! He is drooling because he is getting ready [...]
When you start a new blog, you’re supposed to post a blog about starting your new blog. This is it! I am glad I have a forum for me to write things that only I care about reading. It is like when I was in 2nd grade and the teacher gave us mailboxes to send [...]
I just watched “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.” I assumed this movie would be about magic. Possibly about a girl with a magic dragon tattoo, who was a secret wizard. Kind of like Harry Potter, except she spends a lot of her time on StickyDrama, and is Sweedish. In fact, this movie has no [...]
