I just watched “Garfield: A Tale of Two Kittens.” Just kidding I did not watch that movie. I watched the movie mentioned in the post title. The one with the flying horse. Personally, I don’t see why a flying horse is all that great. I would choose a different flying creature. Flying is just better. [...]
Recently, the movie “Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore” came out. Unbeknownst to many of you, this flick is a sequel of what is perhaps the greatest movie ever made. The original “Cats and Dogs,” aside from being hilarious, also contains some hard truths: cats are evil. Specifically, though not mentioned in the [...]
In my last post, I complained about how hard it is to compliment bands that I like. It had to do with self-esteem, and is very complicated. Sometimes, however, it’s easy to see why the compliments don’t come easily. I like this band “Standard Fare.” It is frankly kind of embarassing to admit this, because [...]
It can be awfully, awfully hard for me to compliment anyone. I am one of those kids who never met their full potential. Fortunately, my potential was always minuscule: My parents merely hoped I would make a good rat-catcher, or perhaps that I would efficiently find glass bottles in other people’s trash. Unfortunately, all I [...]
A) Name the newest country. 1. America 2. South Osseia 3. South Sudan 4. South America The answer, of course, is relative. Should we consider South America a “real country,” when all of its citizens are mexicans? I don’t consider mexicans unique enough for them to have their own country. South Sudan, on the other [...]
I like movies about the future. In the present, I am directionless, and sleepy all the time. Nothing much happens from day to day. So instead of looking for a job, or leaving my apartment, I watch movies about the future. Because I cannot stand sunlight, it is important that I don’t leave my couch. [...]
If you enjoy horror films, I highly recommend the hair-raising thriller Eat, Pray, Love, which debuted on Friday the 13th. Adapted from Elizabeth Gilbert’s best-selling novel of the same name, Eat, Pray, Love tells the chilling story of a boring white woman (Julia Roberts) in search of food, God, and romance. She couldn’t seem to locate any authentic [...]
Tonight, I went to a collection of musical performances. It had its ups and downs. Let’s review. The Venue: Party Expo Party Expo is a new place, pretty close to where I live. It is safe to say that I would never go there if it was more than a 5 minute walk. You can’t [...]
Remember High School? I do sometimes, when I am jerking off and crying, simultaneously. At one point in High School, some of the boys who had previously been boring dorks suddenly became “popular.” This didn’t mean that they had more friends than anyone else. Apparently, what it meant is that they all bought their clothes [...]
