Why am I here? I don’t just mean here, on the internet. I am wondering why I exist at all. What is the purpose to my existence? Is there a reason I eat so much food, and shit so much? Why, why, why? From what I read in my Jesus textbook, we are here to [...]
Teenagers. Dangerous, irresponsible, narcissistic. They sext, start gangs, shoplift. They make other teenagers cry and kill themselves, and then laugh about it. They think that the world cares about them, and are so confused and desperate and hurt when it seems that it doesn’t. That is why the internet is so bad for teenagers. It [...]
The other day, I was hungry, and felt like having some ribs, so I went to this place called Silent Barn. Seems like a good name for a bbq location, no? Perhaps you can pick out the pig you want to eat, and they will kill it for you, right there at the barn. And [...]
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