Missourians: Do they hate puppies, or love them too much?

January 26, 2011

Recently, Missourians took to the polls to decide whether or not to give up their freedoms. Fortunately, we will soon be paying fewer taxes, because no one will have a job. Take that, Obama! While the voting machines were arbitrarily deciding winners and losers, they also determined the fates of puppies. Specifically, Missourians decided whether [...]

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Qwiki is a wikipedia for people who can’t read

January 12, 2011

I am a pretty smart guy. Smarter than you, in fact! For example, here you are reading my blog, possibly for the first time. This might come as a surprise to you, having previously been unaware of my blog’s existance. I, however, knew you were going to read this blog all along. I don’t even [...]

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