Missourians: Do they hate puppies, or love them too much?
Recently, Missourians took to the polls to decide whether or not to give up their freedoms. Fortunately, we will soon be paying fewer taxes, because no one will have a job. Take that, Obama! While the voting machines were arbitrarily deciding winners and losers, they also determined the fates of puppies. Specifically, Missourians decided whether [...]
