Andrew Breitbart, America’s #1 racististist

July 23, 2010

Here is Andrew Breitbart, who is famous now for implying that a woman was racist. He did this by posting some edited videos on his anti-anti-racism blog. I did not previously care that this man existed, but now I spend all day focusing on him and Jessi Slaughter.

Anyway he thinks that  “accusing people of racism is the worst thing you can do in this country.” Even though he did just that, without seeming to think it was a big deal. Regardless, I disagree with his central thesis.

For example: you readers are all a bunch of racists. How does that feel? Not so bad probably.

I can think of worse things. Try telling a deaf person that there’s nothing worse than being called a racist. I imagine they’d like to hear themselves be called anything at all!

Also, watching Breitbart get mad is kinda cute. He looks like you just took his puppy away. I bet if someone stole his puppy, then he wouldn’t be so worked up about racism. I, for one, would rather have a puppy, even if it meant all my friends thought I was racist.

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