Black Panthers are scaring our votes!

Black Panthers intimdate voters
There has been a lot of talk on the television about black panthers scaring voters. Apparently the Obaministration doesn’t think this is a big deal! However, from looking at the evidence, it is pretty clear that black panthers are terrifying. Look at those fangs! And the drool! He is drooling because he is getting ready to eat you, if you don’t vote for his preferred candidate.
It is clear to me that the Justice Department should do something about these Panthers. Lock them all up in cages! Or maybe not cages, but plots of grass with glass walls, maybe, so that children could look at them.
Upon further review, however, I have determined that not all Panthers are terrifying.

Just look at this little guy!
This particular Panther may dissuade me from voting as well, because i would rather cuddle with him.

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