Recently, Missourians took to the polls to decide whether or not to give up their freedoms. Fortunately, we will soon be paying fewer taxes, because no one will have a job. Take that, Obama! While the voting machines were arbitrarily deciding winners and losers, they also determined the fates of puppies. Specifically, Missourians decided whether [...]
Here is Andrew Breitbart, who is famous now for implying that a woman was racist. He did this by posting some edited videos on his anti-anti-racism blog. I did not previously care that this man existed, but now I spend all day focusing on him and Jessi Slaughter. Anyway he thinks that “accusing people of [...]
There has been a lot of talk on the television about black panthers scaring voters. Apparently the Obaministration doesn’t think this is a big deal! However, from looking at the evidence, it is pretty clear that black panthers are terrifying. Look at those fangs! And the drool! He is drooling because he is getting ready [...]
