Fake Laughter: Part 2
So a couple days ago I wrote about how I hate immigrants, and enjoy laughing at them. You know who I also hate? Myself 
Unfortunately I hate being hated. How do I get you to not hate me?
The “my joke is over, and it is funny” fake laugh.
Many people don’t think anything is funny. They are too dimwitted to understand jokes, or their lives have been marred by tragedy and depression. Possibly they live in a epic fantasy world, where the forces of good and evil are locked in a struggle to determine the fate of mankind.These people don’t have time for laughter.
Jack Bauer is too busy saving America for your fucking light bulb joke
However, everyone wants to seem like they are capable of laughing. They just need to be told when to do it. That’s why it helps to show them how funny your joke is, by laughing at it yourself.
Newcomers may attempt a “that was funny” laugh. This is poorly conceived. Keep in mind the larger goal here. You want your “friend” to become your bitch: following you around, desperately craving your approval, telling their other friends how great you are. That way it will be easier to hook up with their sister.
One of the easiest ways to do this is to confuse them. Make them feel insecure, and stupid. Your laugh should be as energetic as possible. Again, this doesn’t need to be a “this is hilarious” laugh. It is also effective to laugh like you are crazy. Like you just lost your mind. A really obviously fake laugh is also effective, so long as it is loud and sustained.
The first time you do this, your “friend” may just think you are being weird. The second time they may think that you just are weird, all the time. Eventually, however, they will realize the problem is with themselves. What is it that they don’t get? They will assume that you understand something that they don’t. Again, this leads to insecurity, which will make it easier to bone their sister.
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