Somebody Should Do Something About All The Swooning
December 15, 2010
Listen, I agree that Mr. Sufjan Stevens is a handsome fella, but I swear to god, if I see one more blog post from someone over the age of 21 15 with a picture of this man with the caption SWOON under it, I’m calling the police. SUFJAN STEVENS IS NEVER GOING TO DATE YOU, OKAY?
(That ripped t-shirt and those depressive eyes, though. SWOON.)
Sometimes I imagine that an alien has landed on Earth, and it has been given ten seconds to sit at a MacBook and gather as much data as possible about our planet, and I imagine the poor alien logging into Tumblr, and accidentally hitting the SWOON tag, and…

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